Porn emporium's Nobel nomination prompts DSTV rethink
The planet's largest purveyor of pornography, the world wide web, has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, prompting both South Africa's religious right and frigid left, to reconsider their attempts to get DSTV's proposed porno channel banned.
Zuma to be known as 'Big Pimpin' Mack Daddy' in Cele-inspired title reshuffle
Police Commissioner Beki Cele's instruction to parliament on Tuesday to call him 'General' henceforth has prompted a flurry of other top officials demanding the right to pick their own title, including a request from the President's office that he be referred to as 'the Big Pimpin' Mack Daddy Jacob Zuma' in all contexts from now on.
Winnie slams Gandhi, lays into Buddha and Jesus
After her recent attack on former husband Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, whom she described as a betrayer of the African people and as a “cretin” respectively, Winnie Madikizela-Mandela has gone on to accuse a long list of historical pacifist figures as “a bunch of namby-pamby girly-boys” and “limp-wristed wusses”.
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